Saudi Arabia finally has a space program.
They launch a rocket to the Moon.
News on Saudi news channel: “Water and fishes found on the Moon!”
News on BBC: “Saudi satellite found in Arabian Sea.”
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter asks, “Male or female?”
The customer says, “Female.”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White.”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the Middle Ages.
They’re calling it “Islam”.
H/t FOTM‘s maziel
~Eowyn