We Have a Winner!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

. . . for the 49th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

The votes were all over the place, quite dispersed. Despite that, we do have a clear winner.

And the winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is ….

[Dramatic Drumroll]

christy!!!!!

Here is her winning caption:

Our 2nd-place runner-up, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points, is COCOA! Here’s his short but sweet caption, LOL:

“Vice Pervert”

Bruce and Poolman are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“Say brother let’s tie him behind both bikes and find out how this Obamacare sh t really works!”

Sleazy rider.

hujonwi, Mike, parson cross, poetopoet, and Tom are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Biker Chick. ‘Punk, if you move your hand any further I’ll stuff you up your own a**hole before the other guys have a chance to’.

The Gay Bikers for Obama Society prepare to initiate a new member.

“How do you like my stimulus package?”

“Now you know why they named me Vice President and not President.”

“Hey little girl…want some candy…go for a ride ???”

Congratulations, christy!

Here’s your super-duper Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next exciting Caption Contest! LOL

~Eowyn