Normally I am a very staid, conservative, unadventurist type of chap who wouldn't try anything new in a hundred years but, I must confess that every so often I throw caution under the wheels and take a giant leap for mankind, er, well, for me, at any rate. So, I think I have decided to change my broadband and telephone provider. Desperately searching my memory I think the last time I did that the internet had not yet been invented! However, what I do remember, because it seared my soul, was that it took for ever and involved hundreds of hours screaming abuse at some poor Indian chap who was, I am sure, a truly pukka sahib but also a total prat! I keep shuddering at the memory so it is entirely possible that at the last moment I will chicken out and opt for the soft, if expensive, option of staying with the provider I already have. Anyway, the point of this meandering twaddle is to warn you that I may go 'off air' sometime this week (but hopefully not next week, as well!) but, like Gen. MacArthur, "I shall return!"