“Vulture decided it was time to get organized about things: Which characters have had the most sex, and of what kind? We’ve counted up and charted every single instance of the different kinds of sex seen on the show (sex with biting, sex in dreams, sex tied up, sex on V, dry humping, oral sex, and much more — even those relatively vanilla moments when Alan Ball sees fit to pan away and not show us all the dirty details) and indicated how many times each character has partaken in them. Check out our handy True Blood sex index and hope Tara is taking the proper precautions.”