Halloween – a time for pumpkins, fake cobwebs and drunk chicks dressed like vampire hookers. If you’re attending a halloween party – PUT SOME EFFORT INTO YOUR OUTFIT. No one likes the guy wearing his regular threads with a set and a set of devil horns and acting like he’s too cool to party. Check out our favorite costumes for this year’s halloween.
1. Walter White – Heisenberg
He teaches science, cooks meth and crushes those who dare to get in his way. As charming as he often is, don’t be fooled as this guy is the #1 contender for badass of the year. US$55.90
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2. Dark Harvest Animotion Mask
This scary-ass pumpkin mask doesn’t just sit lifelessly on your face – it’s actually animated. The mask moves as the wearer opens and closes their mouth, revealing the some creepy jagged pumpkin teeth. US$29.90
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3. Rocky Horror Picture Show Frank N Furter
Nothing is more scary than a man in lingerie. If you want gross people out this halloween, why not do it in rock opera style by dressing as Frank N Furter the Transylvanian transvestite from the Rocky Horror Picture show. US$29.90
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4. Big Head Evil Gnome
Gnomes are way creepy at the best of times, let alone when their adult-sized with a big-ass head. This costume won’t get you laid, but it could be amusing to answer the door to a group of unsuspecting neighbourhood kids on their trick or treat route. US$35.90
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5. Silo Rick
The Walking Dead TV series has taught us that zombie apocalypse is coming any day now. This halloween why not wear a costume which demonstrates how you would make those zombies your bitch. US$38.90
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6. Headless Butler
What better way to take out a best-dressed award then by walking into a halloween party holding your own head on a tray. With this illusive costume you’ll be the life of the party. US$46.90
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7. Let’s get Physical
In 1981 Olivia Newton John made this outfit sexy. When a man tries to replicate that outfit 2013, the results are horrific. Perfect attire for the 31st of October. US$41.90
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8. Zombie
Tattered clothing, rotting body parts, weeping blood and a face like a meth addict. Now that’s a real zombie outfit. US$37.90
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9. Upside Down Crazy Woman
This is one of those outfits that leaves us saying – “WTF?” From the blue skin, to the poo-stained dress, this costume makes absolutely no sense. It’s weird, whacky and we love it. US$76.90
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10. Banana Flasher
Everyone likes a good boner joke. With the Banana Flasher suit, you can actually be the boner joke. This is a great ensemble for those with a good sense of humour, but I wouldn’t recommend wearing this outfit around children. US36.90
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