Top Five: Which is Scarier the Shark Or .... (In Jaws (the Book)).

Posted on the 16 July 2014 by Polycarp55 @polycarp55

  1. The shark or the homophobic brawny townies.
  2. The shark or the snow-birds need to keep up with the Jones.
  3. The shark or a little whinny kid bored on the beach because there is nothing to do on the beach.
  4. The shark or the money spent by the snow-birds.
  5. The shark or gazpacho sprinkled with marijuana.  (It's breaking the law.... he he he).