Ok. I’ll admit it if you will.
I might be having some separation anxiety over all this Toddlers & Tiaras cancellation drama. Is it cancelled? Is it on hiatus? Is it going to another network? Nobody knows and nobody is talking.
And you know how TLC is when it comes to answers and Pageant Dads…
Good luck getting a straight one.
(Relax. That was a joke.)
Really. Especially if that big ‘roided muscle dad who flexed for all the Fat Moms is out there somewhere phonetically sounding out all these big words.
Then it was definitely a joke. And it was HIGHlarious, thank you.
And not that we really needed one, but at least all this Toddlers & Tiaras confusion gives us a good excuse to rewind and rehash a few more classic pageant moments that were instantly burned into our retinas the first time we witnessed them.
Like Tantrum Queen Makenzie Myers, who looked pretty much the same way I did when I heard that T&T might be gone forever…
Or this little nugget, who also just heard about her show being cancelled. Are you listening, TLC? (Shout out to Annette Hill back there. Hey, Girlfriend. Werk!)
And, of course, there was my girl Tonya who put half of America into an uncomfortably awkward diabetic coma before her pageant even started. Bow Chicka Bailey.
Trust me. If it’s true and all our tiny princesses are really going away, you can bet they’re going with the biggest, sassiest BuhByeBitches that you’ve evah seen…
All this reminiscing is making me a little emotional. And hungry. Really hungry. Any good suggestions for munchies, Paisley Dickey?