Oh. Hell. No.
This just ain’t right.
Still banging your head against the wall because Toddlers & Tiaras has gone away?
Having trouble detoxing after six seasons of sugar buzzing? Missing the sweet taste of Tinker Tea on your tongue and the residue of tanning overspray on your kitchen table?
Well, you’re not alone. Seems like a lot of people are having trouble dealing with TLC’s sudden decision to shut off our pageant crack pipeline. Coming down’s the hardest part.
And I hate to see anyone suffer, so I’ll take another one for the team and rewind a few more classic Glitter Girls Gone Wild moments to help everyone deal with the loss.
Because I feel your pain.
Any outfit looks better with attitude and a Ni-Ni. Right, Makenzie?
‘B’ is for Boy. ’D ’is for Diva. Put ‘em together and you just spelled Brock.
Seriously. After that one, I got nuthin’.
Bitch, I’m out.