Todays Traffic Report.

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own
business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-coming traffic.

A car load of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans,
with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a
“Remember 9-11″ slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Akbar Allah! Praise Allah!” and took off
before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man…that could
have been me!”

Scroll Please.

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

H/T Hujonwi. LOL

~Steve~