Today in Sbarro News: A Poem

By Keewood @sellingeating

Those from whom Sbarro

Has sought to borrow

A cash pile taller than Kilimanjaro

Have learned that soon it’s

Closing units

And—oh my heaven—

They’ve filed Chapter 11.

But feel no sorrow

For ol’ Sbarro

They’ll just restructure and come back tomorrow.

And if you feel a pang

Of hunger, gang,

It ain’t no thang,

No, not at all.

For as I recall

They’re not the only food at the shopping mall.