Assorted quotes, gathered from here and there on the Internet.
- I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
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If your cup is only half full, you probably need a new bra.
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Never ask a woman who’s eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
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I wonder why we’re so obsessed to find intelligent life on other planets, when we can’t even find intelligent life here?
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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
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Some things are better left unsaid, which I generally realize right after I have said them.
H/t FOTM‘s japoa
~Eowyn