Enjoyed some much-needed horse time, yesterday, with my best friend. Here she is, standing politely at the barn door, waiting for her oats. I would imagine that most folks visiting this blog are garden gals, not horse people.. so plz allow me to point out an interesting tidbit about this photo.
Look close -- she isn't wearing a bridle or a halter. Because she's not tied up; she never is.
The gates to this boarding facility are wide open, and she could run away, but she won't. Because she likes me! And, we're a team. (Plus, I've got opposable thumbs and I know how to unlock the oat bin.)
Lots of folks, who consider themselves 'horse experts' have been very critical of me for giving her this amount of freedom.
One guy, in particular, burdened me with an extra long lecture on why that was a terrible thing to do.
Because we couldn't catch 'em when it's time to put them back in their stalls.
So, lemme get this straight. I'm doing it all wrong because my horse actually likes me and won't run away?
Note to self:
I spend way too much time listening to critics.
And, not nearly enough time messing with their heads.
I would also like to point out that... Roy Rogers could just whistle for Trigger and he'd come a runnin'. So there.
I slept outside Thursday night! Purely by accident! :-)
Returned home after 2 days of meetings...mentally drained, laid down on the couch -- out on the deck -- to enjoy the pretty flowers and listen to the birdies sing. Woke hours later to a near full moon.
That was so cool!
I'm - allegedly - a marketing consultant but since I specialize in web-only advertising, they all think I'm a computer programmer. And, nothing I say, or do, will ever alter that opinion.
* I could try to educate them.. but, in my little world... nobody ever listens, or learns.
Being typecast drives me crazy & I've been thinking about that ever since the PR person cornered me at the end of those two long days ~ at the precise moment when everyone was eagerly packing up their stuff to leave.
Seriously? You've been sitting here for 2 solid days and now you need some of my time? Well, my Mama always told me to take a compliment whenever, wherever I could get one. This gal clearly values my opinion! So, I agreed.
Turns out her smartphone was acting dumb and since I'm a computer programmer (in her mind) -- she wanted us to go have some wine and fix this thingamajig! {Sheesh}
Now, you can't just have wine in Utah.
There's a law against having that much fun. (Alcohol must be accompanied by food.)So, we ordered some appetizers and waited for what felt like forever for that wine to show up - all the while she was explaining, in painstaking detail, what was wrong with the blessed phone.
I knew exactly what was wrong with it (one does not need to be a computer programmer to fix a damn phone) so once I got her to shut up I took the phone and began to re-set that thingamajig. And, then! She pissed me off...
"So, Kate, do you have a boyfriend?" She asks.
What am I, fourteen? I thought to myself. I politely handed her back her phone and explained that I had no idea how to fix it. Which was a big, fat lie.
Still mad about that!
And, in the grand scheme of life, it is such a little thing!
To everyone but me.
I guess I'll just end up going to my grave -- without having landed on the ultimate, snappy comeback to the most commonly asked question in my life.
Nobody wants to hear how I can train a horse to do what she's told without those ropes and ties that bind.
No. no. The only item of interest is why in the world I have chosen not to get re-married. Isn't that kind of bleeding obvious? I didn't want to.
Seems to me that by the time we reach this 50-something period of our female lives, certain things shouldn't matter. Women could be handed more respect. Without ageism. Sexism. Stereotypical Stupid-ism raising it's ugly head.
Admittedly, I'm sensitive to that question because I have to answer it all the time.
So, I just thought I'd throw this silliness out into the universe ~ in case any of the rest of you have situations like this that make you kind of bonkers. If you have a snappy comeback I'd be delighted if you would share....
Thanks for visiting and have a wonderful week in the garden!
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