It's in Arabian Business, not some sensationalist tabloid, so I tend to believe it.
I've checked the date and it isn't April 1st.
The report says:
Citibank’s UAE subsidiary has launched a marketing campaign offering residents a free one-way flight out of the country if they sign on for a personal bank loan.
Borrow up to Dh64,000 and they'll give you a one-way ticket out of here.
I need to go away and think about this one...
See what you think of the story, which is here.