I snapped these shots last year on a Christmas wander around the West End.
Scrawny teddy bears in the Ralph Lauren window.
Horrified to see them back again this year.
Seriously Ralph Lauren? Fashion-skinny teddy bears? Size Zero teddy bears?
Teddy bears with legs like pipe cleaners? Teddy bears who smoke 40 Marlboro a day to keep their weight down for the catwalk?
Is it just me? Or is a skinny teddy bear a bit… creepy?
Fashionistas! Back off! Leave my Christmas – and my Christmas toys! – alone!
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