Don't any of these people wonder why they haven't heard this news before, seeing as the byline date goes back to last April 3rd? And how about checking the source? "World News Daily" is an online incarnation of The Weekly World News, the highly entertaining supermarket tabloid that brought us stories about Rush Limbaugh shaking hands with alien Greys, and the ever popular Batboy. I loved the Weekly World News, but I understood that all the stories were completely made up, as is this one about Brigham Young University archaeologists discovering gold plates within a cavern in the Hill Cumorah. Look at the picture of the plates they include in the story. May I remind you that gold doesn't rust? And that if this discovery HAD BEEN announced by archaeologists from a Church owned university, the claim would be instantly suspect? As an honest believer in the Book of Mormon, what I find disconcerting about this current stir is how readily so many fellow believers are to blindly embrace this story as further proof of the truth of their religion. You're making fools of yourselves, and by extension making all of us who accept the divine origin of the Book of Mormon look just as foolish as you.
As I scanned the comments under the article at the World News Daily site, I didn't see many readers questioning the authenticity of the article itself. Most of the discussion centered around an assumption that the article was reporting real news, the only question being are the plates authentic to Book of Mormon times. Here's an example:
"There is no reason to summarily dismiss the article based on presentiment alone. That is not logical, scientific or, for that matter, rational. If the newly discovered plates are a fraud, such fact should be determined by subjecting them to scientific and archeological analysis..."
Better, I say, to subject the source of the story to a simple analysis.
As an online friend astutely observed,
"Could it be that members are so hungry for spiritual confirmation of something that they grasp at anything? They are so spiritually underfed."That, I think, is the problem. Members are no longer encouraged to read the Book of Mormon, so much as they are counseled to "follow the Brethren" who spoon-feed them dubious doctrine that often does not comport scripture. As another friend put it, "A testimony of spiritual things can only come from a spiritual witness." We don't get such witnesses second hand. Members are encouraged to gain testimonies of what the Church leaders tell them. Having a testimony of the "Church" results in grasping at any possible evidence that they're on the right team. Meantime members today who testify of becoming closer to Christ are suspect in today's Church and subject to disciplinary action.
So I issue this plea to my fellow Saints: Please stop posting this bogus story as a testimony building experience! Unless you are also willing to post these other stories from the same source. That way, everyone can see what kind of gullible sop you're willing to swallow:
"New Jersey Gay Couple Discovers They Are In Fact Long Lost Twins"
"Hermaphrodite Impregnates Self; Gives Birth To Hermaphrodite Twins"
"Punxutawany Phil Predicts Crushing Victory For Jeb Bush"
"Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid"
And my personal favorite:
"Utah Man Struck By Lightning While Masturbating To The Bible"
If you need more proof this is a hoax, click on the source, then clcik on the link labeled "News" in the top left corner for more "amazing but true" hogwash.
Writers at the Weekly World News delighted in coming across actual photographs, then creating outlandish stories out of thin air to accompany the photos. Like stories published in the satirical newspaper "The Onion," the stories were complete fabrications. Unlike The Onion, stories in the Weekly World News were always told with a straight face, so that only those who "got it" understood the entertainment value of the paper. The large majority of people who kept that tabloid in business always thought it was reporting real news.