The quality of the English cricket team:
My 'flabber' is well and truly 'gasted': The bottomless pit that is named 'You Couldn't Make It Up' has just sunk a further foot deeper into the ground. According to The Mail, three female RAF recruits have just successfully sued the MoD and won £100,000 each. 'I say, old gel, bit of a wizard prang, was it?' No, actually it was because during their recruit training they were made to march with men who took longer strides than these poor little girlies could manage and in stretching their legs they damaged their, er, pelvises! This was £10k more than others would have received for injuries likely to reduce their life expectancy by more than five years.
Inflow of migrants means overflow of toilets at No. 10: Well, it's not as though 'Dim Dave' didn't know they were coming! And from January 1st they will be coming en masse from Romania and Bulgaria. Many of them, of course, should be made very welcome because they intend to work, probably harder than most Brits, but a good proportion of them will be here for the handouts and, given their historical traditions, the Roma will flood in to practice their ancient, er, skills! One result is absolutely certain, and we had a taste of it this week in The Mail, there will be a non-stop stream of effluent in the form of 'SHLOCK-HORROR' headlines in the prints, all blaming 'Dim Dave' for his cowardice in not standing up to 'Rumpey-Pumpey' and the other 'Euro-Kommissars'.
Will it get nasty? I do hope so! An interesting piece by Matthew d' Ancona in The Telegraph today. Particularly interesting in the light of a pathetic, cry-baby whimper from Ed 'Milipede' in The Independent in which he runs to 'Mummy Public' and sobs that that horrid bully, David Cameron, is being nasty to him. He whines that Cameron is smearing him and his best chums with innuendoes about the monstrous, queer, dope-addict, 'Rev.' Flowers, just because once they were all mates together and Flowers loaned them a few quid, er, well, several tens of thousands actually plus, of course, £1.5 mill to the Party! Considering this comes from a man who leads a party which once employed Damian McBride, Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson, and which never ceases to remind the public of the Dave 'n' George's Bullingdon Club goings-on, the stench of humbuggery is overwhelming. But d' Ancona frets that in this new turmoil with the brown stuff hitting several fans at once, there will be a break-down in the unspoken truce between the leaderships of all the main political parties not to dredge up private peccadilloes indulged in by various individuals before they entered parliament. Well, I'm all for it, bring it on, I say, let them all get 'down and dirty' and let us be the judge!
More rumbles later . . .
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