PRO TIP: If you approach this broadcast as a buffet of what children find entertaining and what tweens find titillating, you will be less confounded. Keep your hopes and dreams of what music should be for CBC Radio 2. I'll see you on their Twitter feed where we can digitally high five each other when our Elvis Costello requests are played.
Here's the tune that was the belle of the ball at the 1967 Grammys. (Yes, this was the year Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was eligible.)
I'm up, up and away to my walk-in medicine cabinet.