THE NUMBERS
Friday's Cable Top 5 NCAA March Madness 730p-TNT 1.2/3.7
NCAA March Madness 943p-TNT .9/2.6NCAA March Madness 941-TBS .9/2.4
Sons of Guns-Discovery .8/1.7
Modern Family-USA .8/1.7
Sunday's Broadcast Top 5 NCAA-CBS 3.9/13.9
60 Minutes-CBS 2.6/12.0Resurrection-ABC 2.5/9.2
Family Guy-FOX 2.2/4.2
Once Upon a Time-ABC 2.0/6.6
Sunday's Cable Top 5
NA
Sunday's Top 5 Nielsen Twitter Ratings
The Walking Dead-AMC 408,000 Tweets
Cosmos-FOX 41,000 Tweets
The Good Wife-CBS 33,000 Tweets
Girls-HBO 12,000 Tweets
Top 5 DVR'ed Shows for the Week of 3/3/14-3/9/14
Big Bang Theory-CBS From a 5.3 to a 7.9 (+49%)
Modern Family-ABC From a 3.4 to a 5.5 (+62%)
Blacklist-NBC From a 2.7 to a 4.6 (+70%)
Grey's Anatomy-ABC From a 2.6 to a 4.4 (+69%)
Scandal-ABC From a 2.8 to a 4.4 (+57%)
THE SHOWS How I Met Your Mother
Only 60 minutes left...that's it. Did I feel this way when Friends ended? I don't remember. I think I might have. Anyway, lots of cheesy sentimentality during last nights penultimate episode of How I Met Your Mother. (OMG...did I just use penultimate correctly?) The good news is that after Barney freaked out about 1) his vows, 2) Marshall and Lily's inability to keep theirs, and 3) his choice for a dark blue tie instead of the cornflower blue tie, he made it to the church on time where he freaked out again about the tie and Marshall slapped him with the 5th and final slap. Robin freaked out, got her locket back, questioned Ted over Barney, ran for the hills, knocked over Mom, and took 3 deep breaths, but she too made it to the church on time. Barney vowed to tell the truth and that included that it was Ted and not him who found her locket. He was still Barney though, he did get an actual ring BEAR. I was kinda hoping he would do that. I sort of wondered who all those people were at the wedding since our pals didn't really spend any time with any of them over the past 9 years. I mean other than Lily, Robin's only bridesmaid was Patrice? One thing I have to mention. I know I always focus on this stuff, but I'm pretty sure that you could see Robin's nipples through her wedding dress. Am I crazy? Go back and freeze frame it. I think I'm right.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion-Part 2
More of the same old same old. Lots of yelling, lots of fighting, lots of disrespect. I gotta give Lisa credit though, these women all went after her and she remained pretty calm and never really got rattled. Kim's just an emotional bipolar wreck. The Kyle/Carlton thing is so weird, I don't even know how anyone can just not like Kyle, I mean she's harmless. Loved the airquotes when Andy referred to Carlton's "witchcraft." I'm still not sure I understood her explanation at all. She's ridiculous and scary in every way. One more week of them and finally a Real Housewives break for me. I'm ready.
Dallas
Some great advice from grandma..."A whore who gives without receiving is not just a whore but a fool." Judith Light is scarier and meaner than J.R. ever was. She's the best new villain out there. I know John Ross is trying to be better (and worse) than his dad, but he's just too pretty and trying too hard. Between Emma, her grandma and his own Mom who totally screwed him that boy better look out. Sue Ellen maybe be hitting the flask but she's still able to blackmail with the best of um. Didn't see the railroad commissioner thing coming at all. Brilliant move. I really need Christopher to dump Anna Lyn McCord and now that he knows she has a kid and ex-husband he really needs to run fast or it's only going to get worse.
THE OTHER STUFF
-Screw Best Picture and Best Actor, don't you really want to know who won Most Memorable Outfit or Most Shocking Reunion? Bravo announced their Real Housewives Awards yesterday and the winners are:
- Best Supporting Agitator: Kim D
- Most Memorable Outfit: Kenya’s Phaedra Outfit
- Rookie of the Year: Kenya Moore
- Most Shocking Reunion Twist: Briana's Revelations About Brooks
- Party of the Year: NeNe's Pillow Talk Party
- Favorite Quote: Lisa Vanderpump’s, “This is too bitchy I shouldn’t say it – but I’m awfully glad I did.”
- OMG-est Moment of the Year: Joe-vs-Joe in Lake George
- Best Fight Locale: A Bridal Shop
- Loveliest Locks (Sponsored by Suave Professionals Natural Infusion): Joyce
- Outstanding Achievement in Extremely Short Form Live Action: Kim “Faints”
- Favorite Real Housewives City (Launched exclusively on Facebook): Beverly Hills
- Lifetime Achievement Award: Vicki Gunvalson
-DId you guys see the photo for the new season of American Horror Story: Freak Show? It's scary and freaky. Check it out here: http://www.thewrap.com/american-horror-story-season-4-title-revealed/
Tuesday's Trivia Question: What game show did Barney go on with hopes of meeting the man he believed to be his father? WWTM-Kristy Like me on Facebook at Watching Way Too Much Follow me on Twitter at watchingwaytoomuch@tvnme http://watchingwaytoomuch.com kristy@watchingwaytoomuch.com