Trash: ROBERT
Personal Confession
Am I the only straight male here who finds heterosexual anal sex awkward?
I don’t think there is nearly as much of this type of sex going on as you might think. You look at porn and the women are getting fucked in the ass all the time like it’s as normal as the missionary position, but that does not seem to represent reality.
One of my best friends is a former porn star, and he told me that he doesn’t like anal sex – it’s not his thing.
A lot of guys have never even done it.
I have had sex with more women and girls than 95% of men, and I’ve only done it once! It was ok, but she made me go really slow, and I could not get off.
I have stuck a finger in woman’s asses before, once by accident. I was with a girlfriend who was an anal sex freak who had probably done it 2,000 times. I went to put my finger in her pussy and I put it in her ass instead, just like all those Asian “Wong ho!” jokes! I guess a lot of anal changes your ass because that finger went right in like it was nothing. The whole finger went in, no problem at all.
I have had women stick their fingers in my ass. But the last time that happened, she pulled her finger out and it was covered with blood. I have hemorrhoids, so maybe that is the problem. Also women need to trim their nails or wear a glove if they are going to do that. I am not sure if I am going to do that act again. I will probably just bleed again.
I recently had a date with a woman, and even before the first date, she reeled off her sexual repertoire like she was bragging or competing with other women. I hadn’t even been talking to her all that long and she rattled out her skills, “Ok, this is what I do: deep throat, anal, you can tie me up, and you can handcuff me. I’m a nympho, and I want to do it all the time, up to 3-4 times a day.” She was 50 years old too!
I met her on a dating site. I was actually shocked. I don’t know if this is a thing with younger women too, but it seems like older women are trying to compete for men by out-whoring each other and trying to be a better fuck than the competition. Of course I encourage this trend.
On the first date, we talked about what kind of sex we would have once we got around to it (she wanted to wait a bit). We ended up talking about anal sex.
She said, “You’re going to get shit on your dick.”
I said, “Nope, don’t think so, you’re going to do an enema, baby!”
She said, “I refuse to do an enema!”
I said, “Fine, no anal.”
She insisted that in anal sex it was completely normal for the guy to get shit on his dick. That leaves me out I guess. I am not getting shit on my dick. If she cleans herself out before I might do it though.
I’ve met an awful lot of women who told me they’re not into it. It’s pretty common for women to not want to do that act.
However, a lot of them have never tried it and are curious about it though. I remember one wanted me to break her in and show her how to do it. We were just talking though, never got around to actual dating. It’s amazing how dirty women talk nowadays before you’ve even had one date with them! Of course I encourage this trend.
So yes, a lot of women are curious anal virgins. I’ve run into that quite a bit with women I was talking to and even women I dated. I just never took any of them up on it. The whole idea that there are all these women out there who love anal sex so much they practically demand it seems absurd. Porn is an alternate universe.
Considering I have only done it once and I am 60 years old, I may well never do it again, which is fine by me.
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