The Oscars Go Down the Toilet

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Did you know that the 2015 Oscars or Academy Awards took place last (Sunday) night?

I didn’t either. That’s how unimportant I think the Oscars are.

Nevertheless, the Oscars is supposed to be the penultimate of all movie/acting awards, watched last night by 36.6 millions in the United States and hundreds of millions across the world.

This was what those hundreds of millions saw:

Yup, that’s the host of the Academy Awards, actor Neil Patrick Harris, wearing nothing but a pair of white underwear.

Harris is an out homosexual whose husband is actor/chef David Burtka. Together, they are raising a boy and a girl — 3-year-old twins who were conceived via a surrogate mother.  Appearing on Live With Kelly & Michael this morning, he claimed that the bulge in his underwear is all real — no padding or other enhancements.

Makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it? /sarc

~Éowyn