The Man Delivers

My husband is a keeper. Not just because he buys me really thoughtful gifts, but that's what I'm gonna focus on right now. Remember how I mentioned that he was bike shopping for me the other day? He came home late on tuesday with a Trek Calypso as an early birthday present for little old me! It's beautiful and it rides like a dream. I find myself tempted to lock up the house during the kids' naptime so I can go for a ride around the neighborhood (don't worry, I won't... probably). 
Soooo... what colors should I paint it? I'm thinking something ridiculously girly, to deter male thievery. Something like coral and peach? You know I'm gonna trick the whatsit out of those spokes, too. This is gonna be like the girly version of Pee Wee's bike.