The ‘Halloween is Early This Year’ Caption Contest

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

This is the 129th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

About the pic: New York mayor Bill de Blasio (born Warren Wilhelm, Jr.) and his ex-lesbian wife Chirlane McCray at a Halloween celebration at Gracie Mansion. (Photo credit Robert Mecea)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. 

To get the contest started, here’s my caption:

Every day is Halloween at de Blasio’s!

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 2, 2016.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn