The Fashion of the Most Hideous Shoes Ever Created

Today I happened to read on Yahoo.Shine a list of the ugliest shoes ever. Whew! They are really that hideous and very horrible to look at. So since I happened to be interested on this topic, I took a lurk on the web regarding these shoes, and you know what, there are actually varied unattractive shoes in the land. Even nursing shoes are very attractive in comparison with these shoes and I don't think that men and women in corporate uniforms will ever used these. Oh well those who are into fashion can start to wear these shoes and be the laughingstock of  the company he /she is working. Here are some of the one these shoes:
Sanitary Towel Slipper

Just like two sanitary napkins rolled into a slipper. Looking at this slippers makes me think of blood and menstruation period.
Vibram Five Fingers


The maker of this one initially thought of comfort the wearer will feel while using this kind of shoes. However I would never be comfortable looking at this shoes.
Pimp Gold Fish Shoe
 Well it's just like I'm carrying an aquarium while I'm walking. What a burden!
Gameboy Platform


With this one, gameboy would never be that fun,eh. This shoes is for the gameboy lovers out there.
UGG Boots

UGG! Short for ugly....Lined with fleece, the boots are an issue of animal rights enthusiasts and the knock-offs are supposedly actually harming the feet of those who wear the cheap look-alikes.

Nike Air Pressure

If the bulky upper apparatus isn’t enough of a hassle, you also had to use a hand pump to tighten em up.  Another negative is that they’d give you instant cankles if worn with pants.
Adidas Kobe II

If you are an imaginative person,you could have think of so many possible things that this shoes could be. Hmm this could be a boat, a futuristic car, or even a house. Surely your feet will be fully secured in this kind of shoes.
Actually, I don't know what's the real name of this shoes. Maybe the hoofs are gotten by a sharp shooter hunter. There can be a very good story behind this.
This is kinda gross. If you drag someone to your basement and murder them and then wear their feet around, I think people are going to know you did it.
Talking about killers. Uhm, did you kill a yeti and decide to wear it on your feet?
If you know how to balance, then this footwear is good for you. Talking about balancing with three tiny rubber balls. Indeed it takes skills and confidence to wear this.
This gonna hurt your toes. But if your in to pain then go and wear this.
Zaha Hadid for Lacoste
Just difficult to look and to wear. Can't imagine how I will wear this.
Yes! This is a slipper. But I can't imagine myself using this. What a pain!
Next time you know you are looking at people wearing hospital scrubs, diagnosing your ankles if they are broken or gone already.
Too scary! Whew....
Leggings and shoes all in one....
Just mildly showing people to stay away from you. One kick and they'll be gone.
Oceans and the beach can never be that near when you wear this. Imagine stepping unto fishes!
Whew! Totally effortless! ;)
Balenciaga "Lego" heels
Too colorful. And I'm not fond of lego.....
Rick Owens hidden sandals
You may think you are just wearin rugs on your feet. But in reality you are walkin on riches.
Opening Ceremony faux fur platform boot
Gosh! How many sheep are killed for the sake of this boots?
Alexander McQueen "armadillo" heels


They called this fashionable. But this is a great pain in the feet!
Louis Vuitton Daisy Half Boot in Monogram Denim
Can't imagine that this one comes from Louis Vuitton. And this is very costly,eh.
Nina Ricci heel-less heels
Hmm....Whew!
Comme Des Garcons "toe" shoes
I have this feelin that this is very applicable to superman....