Dear Office Cafeteria,
I understand your role of providing a convenient option for hungry employees so we don't have to leave the office to get food. You are an asset and provide a valuable service so I want to thank you for always stocking the best cereals like frosted flakes, coco puffs, and fruity pebbles, so that no one can effectively manage their weight.
I mean really, who needs a low sugar diet, whole grain, or fiber.
So thank you.
Thank you for continuing to stock and sell whatever crap you can despite the company's wellness initiative.
Resentfully,
Clueless Mom