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I don’t even know why I update my ringtone, I get about four calls a month. I should update my text tone but who wants listen to 40 seconds of “…Hit Me Baby One More Time” every time I get a text?
Before you answer that, I receive about 3,000 texts a month. Verizon wishes I was kidding.
Anywho, more than half of my phone calls come from my beautiful mom. Since she is the one that calls me the most I decided to give her a special ringtone.
After much research, it is only fitting that I use “Mamma Got Ass’” by Juvenile. Remember him?
Below are a few of my favise lyrics:
“Where she get her eyes from? She get it from her mamma/Where she learn how to cook from? She get it from her mamma/Where she get her looks from? She get it from her mamma/Where she get her ass from? She get it from her mamma/Where she get her class from? She get it from her mamma/Where she learn how to dress from? She get it from her mamma”
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All true in my case! I just think it’s strange that Juvenile described my mom and me so well. Maybe Juvenile and Carol know each other!? Carol – if you have kept this a secret…I will be upset.
Juvenile has released some other winners, including “Back That Ass Up” and “Slow Motion.” “Mamma Got Ass” is another song that deserves a spot on a greatest hits album.
Surprisingly, I just noticed that many of Juvenile’s jams have to do with a lady’s ass. At least he knows what he likes.
“Mamma Got Ass” was released back in 2001 on Juvenile’s fifth studio album “Project English.” It’s a little repetitive, but a fun song nonetheless.
To all my fans – If you decide to change your ringtone to “Mamma Got Ass” for your mom, I won’t be mad…it’s what the song was made for.