Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking Friedberg/Seltzer movies that are motherfucking terrible.
I can just imagine Samuel L. Jackson shouting that right before decaptitaing Aaron Seltzer, and then ejecting Jason Friedberg from the airplane. Somehow, they’ve been given more money to produce “The Starving Games”, a Hunger Games spoof that will come out just before Catching Fire. They’ve also been given money to produce a Fast and Furious spoof called “Superfast”. There are thousands of film school students with more talent than those two in one of their farts, who would love the opportunity to have just a fraction of the budgets these two asshats get.
For the uninformed, here is their ‘filmography’ as ‘directors’:
Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, and Vampires Suck. That’s it. They’ve never directed a narrative feature, only horribly spliced together spoof atrocities. At least Uwe Boll tries to make films with some sort of plot structure (albeit terrible). These guys are literally the worst working directors in Hollywood.