They say that Variety is the Spice of Life and from our last post, it’s clear that marriage to Mr.B is all about variety! In fact, expecting the unexpected is practically a mantra in our house and I’m the only one chanting it!After a long day at work and a delayed conference, I couldn’t wait to get home and have an early night. After entering the house, I commenced my usual ritual of hanging up my jacket, popping my bag on the bed and relieving my bladder. Pushing down the door handle, I reach for the pull cord to switch on the light when suddenly, I let out a loud shriek followed by ‘What The F*ck?’ Why you ask? Well imagine opening a door to a dark room and finding this;
Needless to say, I almost went to the toilet, on the spot! The story doesn't stop there as it seems to have become a permanent fixture in our daily activities!!!
RIDING IN THE BACK
WATCHING TELLY
TAKING A NAP
STRANGLING MR.B
PASSED OUT AFTER A NIGHT ON THE PISS!
And what has my darling husband named this giant creature, who is now a part of our family?....Gui!
Marriage Tip No. 53: Nothing in life can prepare you for Marriage.
Welcome to our Gui-tastic Married Life!