Snog, Marry, Avoid
To SnogTo lock in amorous unionTo exchange salivaTo be a teenage couple in a bus stopTo press lips so hard To become a seal of secretsTo Kiss Helena Bonham Carter
To MarryTo lock in spiritual unionTo exchange vowsTo be a couple that faces the world togetherTo love so hardTo become a force natureTo say I do to Kate Bush
To AvoidTo unlock any possible connectionTo exchange insultsTo be as far away from each other as possibleTo hate so vehementlyTo become a vat contemptTo stay clear of Pearce Morgan