Sleaze Town USA
Sleaze Town USA
Yabba Dabba Do
Gotcha!
Caught ya!
Looking for some action
Night out on the town
Winning!
Best mask and costume
Bleached blonde
Wannabe bombshell
Smokin’ hot chimney
Underneath
Tearaway lingerie
Minutemen in every pool hall
Whispering so you can hear
“Rack ‘em up”
“I’d hit that”
What’s on tap?
Bud Light lows
Doobie down highs
Ah, Scooby-Doo
Scooby Snacks
Dinner!
Flamin’ Hot Fritos-Cheetos
And Schlitz Malt Liquor
Show a little class
Have a mason jar of Port instead
Looking good
Snap! Crackle! Pop-hair!
White wife-beater
Two sizes too small
Hiding a black peekaboo bra
Ha-ha, such a tease
Flashing dime store bling
Laugh lines by design
Maybelline
Hardcore eyeliner
Covering crow’s feet
Perfect for under singing stars
Ultra-wet lip gloss goo
For the oh so sexy, “ooh”
Yanking pants down low
Making sure the tramp stamp shows
Remember Helen of Troy
Always chose…
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Written by Vikas Acharya Posted in blogger