She Didn't Sweep Under the Chairs

I've become "Her Indoors" in merely a week.
Blame the workmen playing with their diggers and bulldozers in the giant clay pit next door.
Once a verdant, overgrown, secret adventure playground, the wonderland was a place for The Stylist and I to play hooky and shoot some wild outfit posts.
But good secrets don't stay secrets for long though do they?

Day One: If Her Indoors had net curtains, she'd be twitching them while bothering the council about the wretched noise coming from next door and sharing a blow-by-blow account of the conundrum with her chums.
Day Nine: Her Indoors considered asking the polite yet noisy lads to keep it down, but she's realised the social networking opportunities down at the Over-50s center.
She hasn't had time to put her face on, but Her Indoors would be naked without her lippy.
Speaking of lippy, pink lipstick. How do we feel about that? On me. As opposed to my beloved reds. Those gorgeous wenches Vix and Krista are just two of countless babes who rock the HELL out of pink and I thought I might give it a go. The last time I wore pink lipstick was in the mid-80s when Wendy James of Transvision Vamp and Bill Wyman's under-age squeeze, Mandy Smith, were steaming up the tabloids. They wore white-pink lippy, very pale. So of course I did too. Not a good look on me. This one's brighter - Fluorescent Contessa, by Lime Crime. I'll give it time. Or a wide berth. At least Wendy could sing.
What was Mandy's excuse?
Oh that's right, she was 16, so I can't blame the poor wee deluded pet.
Amazing what a Rolling Stone and a controlling mother can get away with.
Oh god, I swapped fire engine red lipstick, oh so briefly at age 19, because of this?
Madonna, I am so sorry I betrayed you.
Will you ever forgive my indiscretion?
Snap, snap ... back to the now people.
I made this headband, named her Bet Does Barbados, put her in the Sassy Vamps shop yesterday and she sold in five minutes.
That's never happened to me until now ... thank you Phillipa!

When you get down to floor-level everything looks crap.
Except for bright and shiny things.
Her Indoors should know better.
1950s cardigan, Mighty Mouse t-shirt, gold skirt, bilum bag - all secondhand Earrings - Etsy shop, Bones Couture PInk sparkle necklace - made by mermaid heroine, Krista Green skull necklace - craft market Legging-tights - Black Milk Shoes - Dolls Kill sale
Men's vintage hat and military blazer, leather shorts - second hand Amy Winehouse rosary - custom made by Etsy shop, Berndt Offerings
 Pics are a bit wobbly as it was nearly dark and we were dashing to get The Stylist to ballet.

The same pink lippy again, see I don't give up easily!
Jeans, t-shirt, kid's headband - second hand 1980s jacket - Vintage Junkyard Earrings - Etsy shop, Bones Couture
Miss Camel Toe has always been rather opinionated and invariably orders one to just "rock that shit HARD", even a two-dollar pair of jeans I've had in deep storage for two years.


Pink kisses to you darlinks!!
Desiree xxxx