Several Really Short Stupid Poems

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss

Title: Sure, But I’m Not Dancing With Your Uncle That Was Just Released From Prison

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Title: Stoners Can Be Dicks

Hickory Dickory Dock
The Mouse Smoked All The Pot
The Cheetos Are Gone
Isn’t That Such A Crock?

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Title: Pigs Are Smarter According To Whom

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Title: Your Gym Membership’s First Month Is Free When You Sign Up Today

Some Guys Have A Six Pack
Some Have Four
I Have A Twenty Four Pack
Resting In
The Refrigerator Door

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Title: A Democracy Is Better Than An Omniscient God

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Title: Why Is Affordable Health Care So Un-affordable?

I Scratch And I Scribble
This Poem That Is Nothing But Dribble

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Title: Ode To Short Celebrities

Your Elevated Shoes
Do Nothing For Your Douchey Views

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Title: Women Logic

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