Spent the last few days in sunny Los Angeles. Had to laugh at the local news the other night.
Apparently police are looking for a serial groper, who rides around on a variety of bicycles and feels up seemingly any female he can get his dirty little paws on. The news report was quick to point out that this guy is not a discerning groper as he even groped a woman over sixty! He attacks at any time of the day or night and usually surprises his victims from behind, if you'll pardon the phrasing.
They now have him on surveillance video and it probably won't be long before someone recognizes him and shops him. Can't wait to hear what his excuse is, and I'll be keeping an eye on this story.