Everything you've always wanted to know about sin, sluts, interracial marriage, and nudity, answered by your favorite cut-up, "Monsignor J.D."
"Yes, unless you're a totally rude fuck!"—Monsignor J.D.
"I am a bit out of touch with techniques. Are you referring to the cheeks of the buttocks? If so, a light grazing is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord, but more vigorous 'pressing' or 'grinding' would be considered immoral. As would any ape-like maneuvers."—Monsignor J.D.
I took the Dysfunctional Method.
And it led to this!
Repeat: Boys and girls should not be allowed together in the same room.
Oh! What if I wish to know very little? Does this book cover that?
I don't think that car has seat-heaters or Sirius XM OR airbags.
If you are white and prosperous. If not, youse fucked.
Perfectly healthy, normal teenagers.
A mentally ill teen who daydreams of lustful car trips with older women!
The fear of the "unknown" is worse than being chased by a maddened cow? I think not.
For shame, Puerto Rican children who are having a delightful time in a water sprinkler. This is by no means the best outlet for your youthful energies!
This photograph was found inserted inside Problems and Opportunities in a Democracy. It puzzles me in several ways. For one, is the mannequin intended to be homosexual? Where are #s 1 and 2? Why does Bobby Sue look happy with her date but Mary Lou look like she just got stuck in the arse with a pickle?
"If you run too much water into a bathtub, some water will overflow from the tub."
(Is that statement about the left testicle really true? Need to know!)
Living things are slumped marionettes dangling from a crucifix.
OK, I'll give this a shot; I'm only slightly "high."
That big chunk of text helps SOOOO much. Thank you, Robinson's New Higher Arithmetic!