Scammed-I-Am

I do not like Obama scams

– Special thanks (and apologies) to Ted Geisel

I am Scammed

I am Scammed
I am Scammed

So Scammed-I-am
So Scammed-I-am!
How could it be
So Scammed-I-am?

Do you like
Obama scams?

I do not like them,
Scammed-I-am.
I do not like
Obama scams.

Would you like them
on the air?

I would not like them
on the air.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Obama scams.
I do not like them,
Scammed-I-am.

Would you like them
in White House?
Would you like a
greedy spouse?

I do not like them
in White House.
I do not like the
greedy spouse.
I do not like them
on the air.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Obama scams.
I do not like them, Scammed-I-am.

Would you buy them
in he rocks?
Would you want him
to kill Fox?

Not if he rocks.
Not killing Fox.
Not in White House.
No greedy spouse.
I would not buy him on the air.
I would not buy him anywhere.
I would not buy Obama scams.
I do not buy them, Scammed-I-am.

Would you like an
eco-car?
Buy them! Buy them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
buy an
eco-car.

You may like them.
You will see.
Maybe if you
hug a tree?
Not hugging tree.
I would not, could not hug a tree.
No eco-car! You let me be.

I do not like him if he rocks.
I do not like him killing Fox
I do not like him in White House
I do not like his greedy spouse
I do not like him on the air.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like Obama scams.
I do not like them, Scammed-I-am.

An eco-train!
An eco-train!
Would you like an
eco-train?

No eco-train! No hugging tree!
No eco-car! Scammed! Let me be!
I would not even if he rocks.
I would not want him killing Fox.
I did not put him in White House
I do not like his greedy spouse.
I do not watch him on the air.
I do not watch him anywhere.
I do not like him, Scammed-I-am.

Say!
He’s dark!
He’s mostly dark!
Would you elect him if he’s dark?

I do not care if
he is dark.

Would you let him
treat your pain?

I will not let him treat my pain.
Even if he’s dark. No eco-train,
No eco-car, No hugging tree.
I do not like him, Scammed! You see?
Not in White House. Not killing Fox.
It’s our White House. And I like Fox.
I will not watch him on the air.
I will not watch him anywhere!

You do not like
Obama scams?

I do not
like them,
Scammed-I-am.

Would you want an
eco-boat?

I would not
touch an
eco-boat!

You would not touch
an eco-boat?

I will not touch an eco-boat.
I will not, that thing will not float.
I will not let him ease my pain.
Not even on an eco-train.
Even if he’s dark! No hugging tree!
No eco-car! You let me be!
I do not like him when he rocks.
I do not want him killing Fox.
I do not want him in White House.
I do not like his greedy spouse.
I do not like them on the air.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Obama scams!

I do not like them,
Scammed-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Live at FEMA!
And you may.
FEMA Camps might change your ways.

FEMA Camps!
You say to me,
If like him him,
I’ll stay free?

I still don’t like Obama scams!
I still don’t like them, Scammed-I-am!
Oh, I’ll try his eco-boat!
(…maybe I can cross this moat)
NO I will NOT let him ease my pain.
Even if he’s dark, on his eco-train.
Or his eco-car. Or hugging a tree.
He is no good NO GOOD you see!

I still won’t buy him when he rocks.
I still won’t buy him killing Fox.
I still won’t like him in White House.
I still won’t like his greedy spouse.
I still won’t watch him on the air.
I still won’t watch him ANYWHERE!

I still don’t like
Obama scams!
Don’t ask again,
Scammed-I-am.