I bet Bill Clinton wishes he thought of this excuse.
The clumsy Saudi millionaire…
The UK Courts have gone mad. The Daily Mail reports that Ehsan Abdulaziz, age 46, has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell.The Saudi millionaire was accused of forcing himself on the young woman as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa in his plush flat in Maida Vale, west London. He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said he might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear.
Married father-of-one Mr Abdulaziz was cleared of one count of rape following a trial at Southwark Crown Court.
The women met Mr Abdulaziz in the exclusive Cirque le Soir nightclub in the West End on 7 August last year. Mr. Abdulaziz, who had known the 24-year-old for around seven months, invited the friends to join him at his privatetable and bought both women a round of drinks. He later offered them a ride home in his Aston Martin.
He had paid for a private table in the club, and had bought both the girls a round of drinks. The three went back to his apartment where he offered them vodka before taking the 24-year-old into the bedroom for sex. The teenager claimed she woke in the early hours of the morning to find the Saudi on top of her, forcing himself inside her.
Outlining the case at the start of the trial last week, Jonathan Davies, prosecuting, had told the court: ‘She said “what are you doing?” he said “it’s fine” indicating that her friend was asleep. She got up to find her friend, tried to wake her but couldn’t, she then tried to get out of the flat as quickly as she could. “She was very upset about what had happened to her and because she couldn’t wake her friend, called two friends, she then called the police.”
When Mr. Abdulaziz was arrested, the court was told he had responded: ‘She’ll have to prove it.’
Mr. Abdulaziz said he had gone to wake the young woman to offer her a T-shirt to sleep in, or to offer to pay for a taxi home, but that she pulled him on top of her and placed his hand between her legs. But he said she become angry when he had offered to call her a taxi and stormed into the bedroom to wake her friend.
In his evidence, Mr. Abdulaziz demonstrated how the complainant had put her hand behind his head to pull her towards him, causing him to fall down. He said: ‘I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.’ He said traces of his DNA could have been found in her vagina because of the fall. He also said it was possible he had semen on his hands after the sexual encounter with her friend.
Mr. Abdulaziz drove the two women to his own home when the teenager asked him to join them for a late night drink. On the way home he bought the two women some food and cigarettes at a 7/11 store in Notting Hill.
Once at his flat, he took the complainant’s friend into his bedroom for sex, while the teenager fell asleep on his sofa.
Here’s where his “accident” occurred: At around 4.30am the teenager woke up to find Mr. Abdulaziz had forced her shorts to one side and was having sex with her, the court heard. But Mr. Abdulaziz claimed she had tried to seduce him and had pulled him on to her when he went to offer her a T-shirt to make her more comfortable. After swabs taken from the alleged victim found traces of his semen in her vagina, he said he may have accidentally penetrated her when he fell on her as she pulled him on top of her.
During the trial, Judge Martin Griffiths permitted the rare step of allowing 20 minutes of Mr. Abdulaziz’s evidence to be heard in private. After the press were allowed back into court, Mr Abdulaziz insisted that he respected women. (Yeah, riiiiight.) The Saudi also insisted he had never had a one night stand in the 20 years he had lived in London. (Yeah, riiiiight.)
In her evidence, the complainant claimed she had pushed him off her, but he said if she had done so he would have fallen backwards over the coffee table. ‘If she had pushed me I would have ended up in hospital,’ he said. ‘I’m very fragile, it’s very, very narrow between my table and the couch.’ The complainant said he had pushed her back down when she had tried to free herself, but he said: ‘For me, a man who raises his hand to a woman is not a man, I’ve never ever in my life raised my hand to a woman.’
It emerged during cross examination that Mr. Abdualziz was married and cohabiting with his wife and 10-year-old son at the time of the incident, but that his wife and child were spending the summer in her native Czech Republic. Mr. Abdulaziz insisted that he and his wife were separated and had not had sex for the last eight years. He said he slept alone, while his wife and son shared the second bedroom.
When the teenager gave evidence to the court, the teenager had said she had gone into the bedroom but was unable to wake her friend, and feared she might be dead. She said she fled the flat but did not call the police immediately because she did not want to ‘aggravate the situation’. The Saudi’s attorney replied, ‘If you think your friend is dead you can’t really aggravate the situation – she’s not going to be more dead than you thought she was before.’ The attorney said the teenager had lied because she was embarrassed Mr. Abdulaziz did not want to have sex with her.
The jury cleared Mr Abdulaziz of one count of rape after half an hour of deliberations.
There’s much more that Mr. Abdulaziz had to say about the girls and their encounter. Read all the sordid details here.
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