The U.S. Air Force parachuted hundreds of gays into Crimea today and President Obama claimed victory over Vladimir Putin as thousands of Russian soldiers dropped their weapons and fled in homophobic panic at the sight of homosexuals landing in disciplined waves and then neatly folding their taupe parachutes.
The U.S. Air Force parachuted hundreds of gays into Crimea today and President Obama claimed victory over Vladimir Putin as thousands of Russian soldiers dropped their weapons and fled in homophobic panic at the sight of homosexuals landing in disciplined waves and then neatly folding their taupe parachutes.