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-Rihanna‘s taking side boob to new levels on Instagram. I’m not even sure if you need the “side” qualifier for this shot. That’s pretty much just boob.
-Meanwhile, Victoria’s Secret just named her “sexiest bikini bod” so she’s not going to stop any time soon.
-Chris Brown scares children. Also, he continues to be gross on Twitter.
-Speaking of Twitter, enough with the selfies, Amanda Bynes!
-Beyonce wore that crazy unflattering gown to last week’s MET Gala so now everyone’s wondering if she’s pregnant, seemingly forgetting that her questionable fashion taste once resulted in House of Dereon and therefore we probably shouldn’t be reading so much into it.
-I’m not going to lie — George Clooney’s ‘stache is really working for me.
-Is James Franco getting cozy with the mother of dragons? He was spotted flirting it up with Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke.
-In other GoT cast relationship news, Sean Bean attended this weekend’s Bafta awards with his ex-wife, leading to all kinds of reconciliation rumours.
-Meanwhile, Jon Snow was spotted cheering on the Leafs in Toronto. I feel like I’m the only person I know who hasn’t run into him while he’s in town, and it’s making me pouty.
-Gillian Anderson (who my brother saw in Ottawa this weekend — jealous!) says she once turned down a role in GoT.
-I love the bit in this fluffball gossip item about how Cameron Diaz “graciously” tolerated a guy who was trying to hit on her in a bar. Four for you, publicist!
-This might be the most I’ve ever seen Mark Ruffalo talk about his personal life in an interview.
-Just in case you’re wondering why everyone’s been so quiet today, they’re all listening to the new Daft Punk album stream.
-I had to breathe into a paper bag while reading this item about Suri Cruise getting her own fashion line, but all is better now that her dad’s rep denied it.
-I’m torn: part of me really likes the bikini Keira Knightley is wearing in her honeymoon photos, but the other part of me is wondering if she looks so happy having her picture taken because she sold these photos, which would be a total bummer.
-Speaking of bikini photos, Heidi Klum’s abs are sick.
-Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly ordered two boxes of People magazine’s Most Beautiful issue featuring her on the cover.
-Oh, and she’s reportedly planning to open a pop-up restaurant in London. Seriously, she’s just making it too easy at this point…
-Barbara Walters announced her retirement from The View today, saying “I’m not walking into the sunset.”
-The Hollywood Reporter reunited the writers of shows like Buffy and The X-Files for their latest issue.
-Speaking of Buffy, Joss Whedon finally joined Twitter!
-Anne Hathaway‘s endless collection of hats continues to fascinate me.
-Selena Gomez confirmed that she and Justin Bieber are over…for now.
-Meanwhile, The Biebz brought his mommy up on stage for Mother’s Day.
-The network upfronts continue this week (they are basically ginormously expensive and flashy presentations that TV networks host for potential advertisers to tell them all about the upcoming season, which could have been accomplished with an email.) NBC made some truly weird decisions (especially about Thursday nights: Parks and Rec at 8? Parenthood at 10?!), but some of their new shows look solid. Their best trailer by far is for Michael J. Fox’ new show. Bunk! Marie!
-And here’s some trailers for Fox’s new shows.
-In other TV news, the New Girl showrunners break down this season for The A.V. Club.
-The first follow-up to The Lizzie Bennet Diaries launched today.
-Alison Brie plays a roller girl in a new ad. She also just revealed that naked photos of her exist and she’s just waiting for them to surface.
-Shakira delivered some truth bombs about having a baby on Ellen. “Oh my god, he’s purple and wrinkled. What is this?!”
-It looks like Jennifer Aniston has two versions of the same $4k purse. ‘Cause why not?
-Aw man. That adorable couple who sang at a gas station on Leno last week are trained actors who’ve actually appeared on the show before.
-Be honest: how many times have you re-watched the Arrested Development trailer? I’m at four, but that will no doubt double by the end of the week. Here’s a good guide to all the Easter eggs.
-Here’s the trailer for Fruitvale Station, starring Michael B. Jordan of The Wire and Friday Night Lights. This thing got insane buzz at Sundance, winning both the Grand Jury prize and an Audience award.