Randomly stroll into your client’s office. Let’s suppose your client runs a restaurant. Begin the conversation with, “I’d like to taste some Italian White Alba Truffle”… before your client can get over with the shock of your obnoxious behaviour, rudely interrupt by saying, “And yeah I’m on a very tight budget”, before the client has a chance to speak, say, “But I assure you I have bigger plans and my family & friends will probably eat at your fine dining place”. Now gently tap the client on the shoulder and say, “Once we have the truffle out of the way, we could start with the main course.”