War against bland.
Autumn is squeezing the heat out of summer and here begins the Battle Against Boring.
Private Perfect, First Brigade Awesome (Brisneyland Chapter) has pledged she will fight the fight of autumnal drabness.
Indeed.
It's a jungle out there.
- employ diversion tactics and wear awesome jackets, swirly capes and granny cardis this winter;
- the donning of non event-appropriate wear at every opportunity;
- use guerilla attacks on my wardrobe to weed out any unworn or unloved spy wear and pass them on to new owners;
- banish all polar fleece to pet baskets;
- uphold my promise to shop second hand first.
M'am!
Boots polished, eyebrows and uniform in order.
Countdown to banishing boredom.
Yessss!
Even on duty.
Mwah!
Desiree xo