Via Deadspin:
Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Seattle Mariners…
Yeah, he should never be in the outfield. Never, ever, ever, EVER! Just be a DH and let it go. He’s got the range of a 70 year old man and apparently can’t throw a ball. Also, did he fall over after? What the fuck is that all about? Bro, have you not been in the major leagues for like 15 years? I feel like this part of the game should be second nature at this point.