The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing.
Launch date: October, 2012.
Donna and Jack are in to all kinds of trouble--the kind of hot mess that can cause an international incident:
A nuclear arms summit, hosted by a politically-connected American billionaire industrialist, provides the perfect opportunity for a rogue operative to assassinate of the newly-elected Russian president on US soil. Acme operative Donna Stone's mission:
Seek and exterminate the shooter, before all hell--and World War III--break loose.
Not to mention what happens when Donna files for divorce.
Throw in a couple of off-the-map school field trips and a few naughty neighbors, you've got a whole lot of fun.