2/10/14: Is is not unusual for someone such as myself to feel embarrassment on behalf of a patient. But this patient is straining the limits of my tolerance. He has somehow convinced himself that he is fluent in French and in the brief course of the visit of the French President Francois Hollande, patient has unknowingly said "sh*t" several times and " Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir" which means "would you like to sleep with me tonight" rather than "would you like to accompany me into to the dining room for the State dinner?" which was what patient intended. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink M.D.