9/18/18 Patient has suffered a severe setback after learning that the GOP has announced a new health reform bill, much cheaper and vastly more practical than ObamaCare. The three blind mice he was hallucinating that were following him around instantly morphed into a high-kicking chorus of visually-impaired rodents linking arms and singing " One... singular Sensation.." I am at a loss what to do with patient now that his paranoia has returned. I was in consulting with him when Vlad Putin called (he never misses a chance to twist the knife. "Obamavitch! He greeted patient loudly. How do you like your new meese?
"Mouses, Vlad," Patient replied. "Errr.. I mean mice. And what do you know about my mice?
"Bwaaaahh! ha! ha! said Putin. " I've seen Chorus Line, as you have, Obamavitch, except I was not hallucinating"
Patient turned to me. "This is scary stuff, doctor, how does he know about the meese...moose...mice? "
I made comforting noises to patient and jabbed him with a shot of tranquilizer to calm him down. I will return in the morning to assess him again.