Progress Notes: Patient 540463 OBAMA, Barack

Posted on the 17 September 2013 by Hughvw
9/16/13  It's too soon to confirm, but I think patient may be responding to his low dose of Loxapine. I held a consultation in patient's private apartment with him stretched out on a sofa. "How have you been feeling?" I asked him. "Better?"
"The pesky Moose is gone, he said."
"That's an excellent development," I said. "Has it been replaced by anything?"
"Yes, it has," he nodded." By what?" I asked "
"Tiny mouses."  "You mean mice?"
"Whatever."