01/24/14: Patient is in an unusually silly mood. He and Joe Biden were sitting in the Oval Office, giggling, with tears streaming down their faces. Patient said: "You don't approve of weed, doctor, so I made something with a real provenance: as used by Trayvon Martin, and Justin Bieber: Purple Drank, Sizzurp," whatever you wanna call it."
"I'll come back this evening when you have recovered your senses, I said." There was a renewed explosion of giggles as I turned on my heel and left. I stopped at Valerie Jarrett's office on my way out, explained the situation and suggested she remove any soda, Skittles and cough syrup from Moron's environment. ---Dictated by S.H.Rink, M.D.