11/29/13: Patient seemed despondent today. I asked him why. "Why not?" he replied. "Yesterday the whole country united in intimate family gatherings to give thanks for my beneficent presidency, but now the impudent swine are running amok in the malls battling each other for flat-screen TVs and cheap baubles. "Thoughts of me and my saintly health-care revolution have been pushed aside in the name of greed."
The Moron, sinking ever more deeply into the slough of self-delusion, now appears to think that Thanksgiving is held purely to honor him and him alone. Good grief. --Dictated by S.H. Rink. M.D.