Poll: Almost Half Of Canadians Dissatisfied With Cable Packages

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

According to an Angus Reid poll, 49% of Canadians think cable TV is “not very good/terrible value for what you pay.”

3 Observations For This Story

  1. This presumably makes HGTV very sad. Do you think people want to make bundled shows about gardening that nobody wants for free?
  2. “This sounds like a great opportunity to raise cable bills, as half of Canadians won’t care,” we imagine cable companies saying.
  3. “‘Terrible’ is a wonderful business plan,” we also imagine Canadian cable companies saying as they bundle HGTV with whatever hockey games and poutine-eating contests Canadians really want to watch.