Enjoy the nifty new-possibility flavor of your table while you can, Pizza Hut. I imagine the same gee-whiz excitement happening during a demonstration of the first television aerial antenna operated by remote control, or the first automatic door at a grocery store. “Look! I can change the direction of the antenna from my chair without standing up!” “Gosh, if my arms are full of groceries, I can just keep walking and not touch the door!”
On the other hand, we’ve been implicitly promised this table for a long time.