I have been looking at replacements for some time but somehow could not settle on what I wanted to get. Then the other day a gardening friend came to visit and as she took her boots off to come into the house I remarked how nice I thought her boots were. There was a brief discussion and moment of admiration and the name of a website changed hands.
Even then it took me a week or so still to get around to ordering the new boots, but one soggy footed day in the garden too many and the die was cast - there had to be new boots.
Colour choice was easy, if red is in the choice of colours then red it will be. A click later and the boots were finally ordered and delivered in time for the next weekend of gardening.
There should also be a song, this did take some thought as really I knew only Nancy Sinatra would do - this is one of my all time favorite songs and videos, but
....I felt that another contender had to be included as I kept thinking of one my favorite albums from back in the day - what else could it be but 'New Boots and Panties' (1977 Ian Dury) and probably my favorite track off the album and one of the first singles I ever bought for myself which is:
and my old boots - well, they are now in the bin, discarded, unloved and just a fading memory. Totally replaced by the new red boots. They do not rate the veneration of Gertrude Jekyll's boots, they are not worthy of the Leaping Beryllians to jump in honor of. No they are just now sad cast-offs, destined for the rubbish tip. I almost feel a twinge of sorrow for them but then the red new boots wink at me again and the old ones are promptly forgotten. Such is life.