Open Post: Hosted By The Adorable Popcorn Thief Who Repeatedly Stole From Prince Hot Ginge

Open Post: Hosted By The Adorable Popcorn Thief Who Repeatedly Stole From Prince Hot Ginge 

The world is not a fair place at all, and I learned that again today when I watched a video from a volleyball match at the Invictus Games in Toronto. If I was seated next to Prince Hot Ginge in the stands and stuck my hand into his popcorn bag, I wouldn’t have a hand anymore, because the royal guards would chop it off with a sword before dragging me off to a dungeon where they’d shackle my stump to a wall and leave me there for eternity! But when an adorable little girl does it, she’s met with awwwws and ovary-busting faces from PHG. This world really is so prejudiced!

The Telegraph says that PHG sat next to little Emily Henson, the 2-year-old daughter of his Paralympian friend David Henson. Emily is either real comfortable with PHG or she’s real bold because she kept stealing popcorn from his bag. And instead of getting arrested for her thievery, she got rewarded with cutesy and silly PHG faces. This is the sheer definition of little girl privilege.

Watching adults laugh at a child commit a brazen crime makes me feel sick to my stomach! Or maybe that’s not why I feel sick. Maybe watching that act of potent cuteness caused me to grow ovaries and those new ovaries exploded and have mangled up my insides. Yeah, it’s that one.

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Pics: Wenn.com, NBC News via YouTube

Source: Open Post: Hosted By The Adorable Popcorn Thief Who Repeatedly Stole From Prince Hot Ginge 

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